ROBIN HOOD

i looked under robin's hood

and exclaimed 'ah me!'.

you'll never guess what i saw,

even if u guess a tree.

his horse cane up to me, and said,

'neigh, neigh, neighty-noo!'.

i took out my horse-english dictionary

and it came up as, 'helloo.'

by now, robin was pissed

and tried to attract attention.

he said to me,'oh fair maiden,

forget my hood, look at my shin.'

so i took a look at it

and went into thrombotic shock,

as far into as the eye saw

and fell tumbling down the rock.

i plagiarized a nursery rhyme

and confessed it to robin.

he gave me quite a telling-to

so much that i got caught in.

robin's horse got stung by a bee

and it galloped away, far away.

robin and i were glad to be alone

even the thought made me sway.

we found a cozy spot under a tree

and sat down with ourselves.

a snake on the branch distracted us.

frightened, i made robin's lips swell.

he looked at me with sweet pain and sighed,

'ah sweet beloved! you made my day!'

i hugged him as tightly as i could

and said, 'neighty-noo, neigh!

-adi and rash